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Before bed, Deidara takes his time brushing his hair out. He prefers to wear it down when he goes to sleep.
- ☠ : Drinking/drunk headcanon
He usually only drinks on occasion, but will settle down and crack open a beer or hit the bar when it’s been a particularly rough day.
Deidara had a handful of childhood friends. He assumed he was popular, but he later learned that the other kids only spoke to him out of fear. Before he left his village, he blew up the Academy in spite of the memory, even though he and those ‘friends’ had graduated long ago.
If Deidara was a woman, he wouldn’t wear a lot of make-up. He believes in natural beauty, but his art must be over the top.
He likes to bite—well, more like nibbling than biting. Neck, chest, thighs, ears, shoulders. Those are his target places.
- ☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
He’s messy, but in a neat sort of way. Wherever he goes, he usually has a work bench stationed somewhere. One might find tools, pottery dust or leftover clay here and there.
- ☄ : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on)
(Let’s do a school one, since these are already considered AU headcanons, kind of.)
This might seem strange, but I think he would be someone who got picked on a lot; maybe he would eventually become the bully. He’s intelligent, but has some very unique views and ideals—so people make fun of him.
He’s no chef, but he can make decent meals for himself. That’s about it, really.
His mood really depends on his company—or, lack of. If he’s with someone he’s very familiar with, Deidara will feel comfortable and assume a neutral, sometimes even playful attitude. When he’s around someone he doesn’t like, he usually will not hesitate to express it. He is serious and professional when it’s necessary.
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Any other question of your choosing
??? You didn’t send me another question, so I’ll just write something instead, idk—-
Roses are red,
Windows are glass,
Why does your hair,
Look like a duck’s ass?”